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A Bunch Of Jokes!
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A Bunch Of Jokes!
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away."
it's funny i'll post more!
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison."
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away."
it's funny i'll post more!
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison."
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here's another! a knock knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
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heehee good 1
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lol thnx tango & welcome here!!!!
now i'll be only here....
now i'll be only here....
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lol realy funny
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lol thnx a lot!
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when are you going to post more?
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ummm...when i remember more...lol
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ok lol
i can give this joke 8/10
i can give this joke 8/10
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lol same me....
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ok now here's another joke!
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's stomach and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
lol it's v. funny!
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's stomach and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
lol it's v. funny!
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Here's another!!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Another!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Not going to tell you!
**edited** by me...(now no need to guess....)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Another!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Not going to tell you!
**edited** by me...(now no need to guess....)
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Yay!
I remembered another i'm posting it so that i don't forget it...
Well some told me that
u cant touch your teeth with your tounge
heres my comments and concerns :
1. Your a big idiot you tryed it right now, knowing that u can do it.
2. Your smiling right now
3. Now your smiling and giggling and making that little laugh
4. you keep on reading this joke
5. Now you stopped reading it cause you just realized it was a complete waste of time.
I remembered another i'm posting it so that i don't forget it...
Well some told me that
u cant touch your teeth with your tounge
heres my comments and concerns :
1. Your a big idiot you tryed it right now, knowing that u can do it.
2. Your smiling right now
3. Now your smiling and giggling and making that little laugh
4. you keep on reading this joke
5. Now you stopped reading it cause you just realized it was a complete waste of time.
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lol very funny
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lol thnx me & My friends keep on dictating jokes to each other most in them were in "Hindi" but i translated it!!!
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i think you should change topic name because the topic name has only 1 joke and in real there are many
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ya i'll change it now!
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what is this?????????
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WAt happened???
u didn;t understood the jokes kya?
u didn;t understood the jokes kya?
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cool i don't know much jokes heres all i know
Q:why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair
A:coz she wants to rock and roll
Q:why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair
A:coz she wants to rock and roll
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lol cool joke thor
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lol nice one rock & roll!!!
nice one!
nice one!
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your welcome buddy and thank you
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when are you both posting more?
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thor there is no use of saying thanks 2 times lol
1 day a car was going and in it here were 2 men the car stoped in middle because it didn't had petrol or LPG then they pushed it why didn't it moved ?
A. because 1 men was pushing it with right and the 2nd was from left
1 day a car was going and in it here were 2 men the car stoped in middle because it didn't had petrol or LPG then they pushed it why didn't it moved ?
A. because 1 men was pushing it with right and the 2nd was from left
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